CAKE: Short Skirt, Long Jacket
Mmm....CAKE is yummy.
And I do mean the band.
Hannah equals amazingness. I'm somewhat jealous of her amazingness. The lucky bitch. Perhaps I shall kill her to obtain this amazingness. But then it wouldn't be Hannah-amazingness. It would be Kirsten-amazingness. And Kirsten-amazingness isn't all that amazing as Hannah-amazingness. Then again, I don't believe that Hannah does in fact have amazingness all to herself. She's a sharer. She likes to share her amazingness and give to the people.
....Vote Hannah?
.........wait....I need to kill Hannah in order to obtain her full amazingness. Hannah, how would you like to die? Poison? Knife? Chainsaw attached to what -would- be my hand but I chopped it off to prevent ~~~~~~~EVIL~~~~~~~ eating me alive? That so happened to me. I swear. No lie. I lurv you a little, Hannah. But one day....ONE DAY! Your amazingness will be mine.
Note: See why I like CAKE so much? They give me crazy ideas.


1 Comments:
This made me giggle.
I would prefer to die in a freak accident that makes the newspapers. No "hannah sutin passed away". More like "DUDE!! Did you hear about that chick who fell into like seven woodchippers and then clowns started dancing around her with flamethrowers like BOZO! BOZO FLAME! It was fucking awesome man..."
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